Aug 14, 2026
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Notice to all residents of the Palmyra Exclusion Zone. Remember: Oneiric Soporism spreads through mirror neuron activity during contagious yawning. The acute onset of Oneirc Soporism may begin with mild symptoms like elevated heart rate, anxiety, confusion, and lucid dreaming.
If left untreated, this disease will rapidly progress into its severe chronic stage. Symptoms may present as migrain-like auras, deja vécu, and hippocampal seizures. If you, or someone you know suffers from any of these symptoms, get tested at FEMA Camps Charlie, Epsilon, or Gamma. This disease is treatable, but progresses rapidly. Do not delay. Do not yawn.