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AA Our Special Plan Mixdown0:00/98.8400411×
Transcript
Special Plans!
Long before you start
They have been preparing the way.
Mr. Loetz, Dennis, and Betcone.
Our chief architects
Any man can follow
Rough Outline
If you have been unable
If you have not
The Discerning Eye!
It is necessary
Voicemail, unknown origins, April 12, 20260:00/327.394771×
Voicemail Transcript
Hey Vern,
I'm not doing too hot, eh? I think I-
[Sighs]
I think I inhaled something nasty in that store. I'm giving you a call because all that stuff we got? You gotta dump
